Band Merch. Distinctly inauthentic.
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If you've ever thought, that would make a great band name, then you've found your store. Only on these shelves will you find the greatest bands that never existed, and the merch they inspired.
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A word from Jon
I'm flattered you're here!
My goal is for the store to be fun to visit and for customers to love owning their merch.
The band name list was created many years ago and its evolution is ongoing. The store has only scratched the surface so be on the lookout for new additions to the lineup! Better yet, consider adding your name to the email list and you'll be the first to know when a new band makes their debut.
Your support of my very small business makes me feel deeply grateful. The way you will be treated here will always reflect that.
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Beaver Hunt: Garment Dyed Tee
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Beaver Hunt: Garment-Dyed Sweatshirt
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Celestial Dictatorship: Garment-Dyed Tee
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Central Scrutinizer: Garment-Dyed Sweatshirt
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Central Scrutinizer: Garment-Dyed Tee
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Country & Western: Garment-Dyed Tee
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Earth, Wind & Firebush: Garment Dyed Sweatshirt
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Earth, Wind & Firebush: Garment Dyed Tee
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Ejector Seat: Garment Dyed Sweatshirt
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Ejector Seat: Garment Dyed Tee
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Foreskin Conclusion: Garment-Dyed Sweatshirt
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Foreskin Conclusion: Garment-Dyed Tee
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